help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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