Me too!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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