There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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