Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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