he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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