There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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