It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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