are you so shy because you have an std?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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