Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
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Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?