you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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