Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(719): View more from Colorado

Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.

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(818): View more from California

Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.

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(210): View more from Texas

I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.

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(206): View more from Washington

do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

we should probably just go check in at the police station right now

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I love you but I don't want to see you naked.

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(618): View more from Illinois

well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship

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