I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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