remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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