I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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