I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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