We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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