Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Randomize
