I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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