The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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