weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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