Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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