Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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