I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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