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Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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