WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
how does that bad decision feel?
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