Already got asked if we're dating
a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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