Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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