Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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