NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
tell me about the fingering
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