Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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