They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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