Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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