Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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