I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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