Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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