i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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