I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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