Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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