I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
