You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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