I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
meet me or not, i'm out of control
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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