i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I will be naked everywhere
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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