The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
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One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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