I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Randomize
