apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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