come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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