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laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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