So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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