Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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