i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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