Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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