Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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