I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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