god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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