im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
So much rum. So many feels.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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