yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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