you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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