My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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