your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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