Soap is not a condiment
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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