i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
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you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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